After months of dodging justice like it was a subpoena, Rudy Giuliani finally coughed up his luxury sports car, a handful of watches, a ring, and whatever loose change he had in his couch cushions to the two Georgia election workers he defamed in his post-2020 election meltdown. His lawyer confirmed the handover Friday, presumably while muttering, “You can’t make this stuff up.”
A federal jury had ordered Rudy to fork over nearly $150 million to Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss, who he falsely accused of election fraud. That’s $75 million per slandered name—proof that even Giuliani’s lies come with a premium price tag. At this point, Rudy’s legal defense strategy seems to be “Pawn Stars meets The Real Housewives.” Maybe next week, he’ll be auctioning off his hair dye collection.